Baby, you’re a firework! Yes, I just quoted Katy Perry, who was the star of one of Tabs’s annual Fourth of July barbecues.
That year I was in charge of the fireworks display, which isn’t something you usually find in the job description for a cat assistant, but when you assist a high-powered kitty supermodel, you learn a thing or two about big displays.
I think he mostly liked this holiday because red, white and blue looked really great with his fur…
But he also loved the social aspect of it too, hanging out with his closest friends like Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Seacrest… Basically all the Ryans.
For many years I worked on the Fourth of July, but I now that I assist for Rosie, she gives me the day off. She’s a kinder boss; I’ll give her that. But I don’t know if it’s true kindness. I think she just wanted the day to herself to work on her calculations. 🤷♀️
Right now she’s working on discovering a formula to maximize the cat-to-hot dog ratio at any given 4th of July barbecue… She’s all about using science to achieve maximum satiation with minimal effort. 😹
As a homage to Tabs, she decided to wear his Independence Day collar design this year, but with a special Rosie twist, a red rose on her blue and white collar.
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,